{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pig that knows karate?","punchline":"A pork chop!","id":212}
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{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's the best thing about Switzerland?","punchline":"I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.","id":426}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}
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{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
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